Thursday, 5 December 2019

Down One Side and Up the Other, kind of

Hello again! Bit grey today and a chilly 29 degrees, so sitting on the verandah of our Airbnb and composing the latest. Since Nha Trang and a brief sojourn by the seaside, we have been travelling quite a lot, making our way through Vietnam, Cambodia and now find ourselves on the island of Koh Samui in Thailand. 

Nha Trang is one of THE, if not THE Big Seaside Resort in the southern part of Vietnam and is heavily populated by Russians, to the extent that the second language on restaurant, tourist office, hotel posters etc is Russian. English barely seen, so we had to guess what the pictures showed when choosing our meals! Mostly successful, though. The amount of huge resort building going on along the beachfront is stupendous (nice word - makes a change from ‘amazing’) and mostly by big American or Chinese-owned conglomerates. Whatevs.

After Nha Trang, we took a train to Saigon/Ho Chi Minh City. To put this nomenclature issue straight: the Vietnamese call it Saigon and HCMC, but write HCMC. Or they will be imprisoned. Or something. Anyway, we get to our seats for the 10-hour train journey to find that someone had occupied them before us (this train takes two days altogether to get from Hanoi to HCMC) and had decided to leave the remains of their meal/s on the seats, flip down trays and all over the floor. Needless to say, we weren’t over-enamoured of the previous occupants, but no-one else seemed to care. After about 15 minutes, one of the train officials - there seemed to be a lot of them with no clearly-defined duties - offered to move us to a cabin for the rest of the journey in exchange for VND 300,000 - about £10. We took it and spent the rest of the trip in relative, if chilly (air con up too high) comfort.

HCMC - that’s what we’re calling it - felt a lot busier and more polluted than Hanoi. Maybe because the big streets were bigger and could carry more traffic, i.e. motorbikes and scooters, so danger of death crossing the road is heightened considerably! Once again our apartment was high in the sky (only 19 floors this time though) and we had a great view of the city when the smog wasn’t too bad.

While we were in the former capital of S Vietnam, we did what we often do and that’s take a hop-on, hop-off bus tour as it helps us get an overview of the city. Well, after eventually finding the best-hidden bus stop in SE Asia (that should have given us a clue), we embarked on probably the worst hop-on, hop-off bus tour we have had - and we have had a few.

We’ll gloss over the inadequacies of this particular tourist treat and just say that we stopped off at the War Remnants Museum to absorb some propaganda about the Vietnam War. Naturally, history is written by the winners - not sure who said that, probably lots of people wish they had - and there’s no doubt that USA’s involvement in SE Asia is a very shameful part of their history. It was very sobering to witness some of the awful events during that conflict and we came out feeling very thoughtful and eager to double down on the experience by visiting the Cu Chi Tunnels the next day. Not.

A lot of the displays at the museum concentrated on some of the inhumane actions of the USA, in particular the bombing campaigns, use of napalm and Agent Orange - a dioxin defoliant that left a legacy of birth defects and deformities for generations and one that is familiar to Andy’s former student colleagues at Bretton Hall as we made a piece of documentary theatre about it.

Cu Chi is an area about a 90-minute drive from HCMC and is preserved to show how the Viet Cong fought their guerilla war against the USA, living in tiny tunnels three to nine metres underground for weeks and months on end and coming up to engage with the enemy. What was particularly interesting and thought-provoking was that the previous day we had been bombarded with the evils of the ‘Great Aggressor’ - USA and their evil actions - and today we are being shown how the Vietnamese soldiers set all sorts of horrific traps for the American soldiers, which usually gave them a slow, lingering and extremely painful death. Our guide explained and demonstrated these spike horrors quite dispassionately, as if our approval at their approach to defending their country was taken for granted. But the USA was there for the flimsiest of reasons and the Vietnamese were defending their homes...

Humanity clearly takes time off from both sides in war. 

Hiroshima and Vietnam in one trip. But we have the Killing Fields to lighten the mood in a few days. Goodie!

We decided on balance that we preferred Hanoi to HCMC so were quite happy to jump on a bus the following day for our luxury treat. Long journey out to Ca Bai (I think) [whatever - ed.] and boarded our boat for a two-night cruise up the Mekong River to Phnom Penh. We were accompanied by seven Aussies, two Brits, two Swiss and an American, so quite an interesting and varied group. The Mekong is a huge river that starts in China (the Chinese would probably have it stop there as they have built a lot of dams that are causing the river to silt up further south). For the duration of our trip it was very wide - very wide - and seemingly fast-flowing, but very calm and placid.

After a very relaxing couple of hours cruising, we stopped at a place called San Oc? [see above - ed.] where we wasted some time finding out about Marguerite Duras and her love affair with a Chinese man in This Very House and she wrote a book called ‘The Lover’ - anyone? Anyway, we’ll gloss over that particularly pointless episode and just say that we went to a moderately famous market where we experienced our first ever pedestrian gridlock while watching scooters try to run us over and all manner of live and nearly-live comestibles laid out on the street for our delectation and delight. They were lucky we didn’t tread all over them. 

Gridlock only lasted about 15 minutes and we were back on the boat (phew!). Relaxed dinner and more river cruising. The next day was a bit of a highlight when we disembarked on an islet and went on a lovely cycle ride for about six kilometres. Lunch, more cruising, then a cooking lesson before dinner, beer, bed [it’s a hard life - ed.]

Some observations about application of the Highway Code (or not) as pertains to motorcycles/scooters in Vietnam:
  • Drive on the left, or the right, or whatever side you want
  • Lights are optional at any time
  • As are indicators
  • The number of passengers you can carry at any one time is wholly dependent on the size of your seat
  • Or not
  • When the road is full, please use the pavements. If there are pedestrians on the pavement, feel free to ignore and run them down if they are in your way. What are pedestrians doing on the pavement anyway?
  • What are pedestrians?
  • Park where you want
  • Stop when you want
  • Looking over your shoulder before setting off or turning is frowned upon
  • Have a nice day
It took us about two hours to get out of Vietnam and into Cambodia the next day and this was followed by a very enjoyable speedboat ride up the Mekong into Phnom Penh. We arrived in PP (getting used to these abbreviations) in blistering heat and were transferred to our hotel - Hotel Zing! (We only chose it because of the name). That evening we enjoyed food and beers on a rooftop near the river and crashed early as we had been up since 5.30 - as with most mornings recently.

The following day we had booked a bus to take us to the Genocide Museum - former prison S21 - and on to the Killing Fields near PP. We remember hearing about Pol Pot, the Khmer Rouge and their intention to take Cambodia back to Year Zero by killing anyone with any form of education and making everyone work in the country growing rice. That this regime lasted four years and left two million - a quarter of Cambodia’s population at the time - dead is a shame that the West cannot shirk its share of the blame for. The fact that Pol Pot’s government remained in power for years after and he died peacefully and at liberty in his 70s is unforgivable.

Cheerful little post this, isn’t it?

More rooftop drinking and eating that night before another early start for Siem Reap the next day. This was a lovely bus ride that enabled us to see a lot of Cambodia - and what a lovely country it is. Lots of agriculture and generally clean and well-ordered. While we were in Phnom Penh, someone mentioned a good restaurant in Siem Reap near Pub Street. Well, how could we refuse?!

Our hotel in SR was some way out of the city and was doing its best to win The Most Deserted Boutique Hotel In Cambodia award. We hadn’t realised it was a ‘boutique hotel’ when we booked it, we just thought it was quite cheap! The furnishings and layout were beautiful, but it had a long way to go before it achieved our seal of approval - not least getting rid of the giant cockroaches!

Anyway, Gillie can expand on our ‘boutique hotel’ experience if she so wishes. Pub Street was exactly what it claimed to be: backpacker and tourist nirvana. Lots of restaurants and bars serving western as well as Khmer food, bars offering 50c beer for happy hour - usually lasting an average of four hours. Needless to say, Andy suggested Gillie leave him there for the evening and he would see her sometime the following afternoon! This didn’t go down so well. Just the dozen beers then and back to the hotel (joke) [I hope so - ed.]

We treated ourselves to a bit of pampering the following day - foot massages, pedicures and manicures. Then more cheap beer and not-so-cheap food. For a change our next trip was on a lighter note than recent tours. This took the form of a whole day in Angkor Wat, starting at another stupid-o-clock. Some of the temples we visited were quite stunning, especially the one with the ‘spong’ [sponge? - ed.] trees and their roots draped all over the stones. We also saw the Tomb Raider temple, whatever that is, but people seemed quite exercised by it. The last temple, when we were definitely wilting, was up a long path and several very steep steps to view a quite lovely sunset. 

That took us over 18,000 steps for the day and understandably we were somewhat dishevelled and overheated by then, so a quick refuelling in Bar Street before heading back to our hotel. 

Our journey to the bus station the next day was not without excitement, as the travel agency had placed it on the other side of the city from where it actually was, so we were spending several anxious minutes on the phone to the bus company pleading with them to hold the bus while our driver negotiated his way through the morning traffic. We arrived half an hour late and the bus was still there - thank you Ibis Buses!

A long drive through yet another border - Cambodia to Thailand - and a stay in a very nice Bangkok Airbnb followed. At some point during the bus journey, we noticed that Gillie’s legs had swollen to twice their usual size! (No pix). Needless to say, the next day was spent with Andy catering to her every whim while she sat with her feet up - literally - and drank gin and ate chocolates - not literally, writer’s licence.

We spent the next day on another hop-on, hop-off, which was much better than our previous experience, then met our good friends’ son and his partner in the evening for a meal in Chinatown and more rooftop bar drinking. Ho hum. We were leaving Bangkok on an overnight bus/ferry the following evening so spent a relaxing day in a rather pleasant park in the city watching giant lizards, terrapins, plus various birds and butterflies while trying to avoid getting drenched by the ‘gardeners’ watering the lawns and flowers [I reckon they were practising with the water cannons they had just bought from some dodgy blond English wanker - ed.]

So here we are in Koh Samui, chillin’ and waiting for the sun to come out. But if it doesn’t, well, it doesn’t does it? 

Don’t forget to vote. We may not come back if the shit hits the fan, as expected. Lots of love to all. Can’t promise another one before, so Happy Xmas and all that stuff xxxx.

PS. Hi there only one month to go before we set off for home!  Where have the last two months gone?  Japan seems so far away now with all these new experiences whizzing round in our heads. Coming to this part of the world is certainly an assault on the senses.  We’ve learned so much and it’s really brought home to us the horrors of what people can do to each other.  The fact that the war in Vietnam and the atrocities that occurred in Cambodia all happened relatively recently made them all the more horrific.  What was I doing when all this was going on?  This really upset me when hearing the details of what happened in Cambodia and seeing all the photographs of how people were treated.  The fact that there are so many photographs is heartbreaking but necessary for us to try and understand.  Cambodia is such a lovely place and the people  so friendly, I find it amazing that they seem to have recovered so quickly.  Oh dear this post is depressing and I’m sorry for that, but we have experienced some emotionally draining things in the last couple of weeks and we need to remind ourselves how fortunate we are to live where we do. One thing we do notice when we travel is how varied and wonderful the world is. We must do what we can to protect it.


On a much happier note we’ll be meeting up with our girls in just under three weeks for Christmas and New Year fun and games.  In the meantime we are enjoying Koh Samui and looking forward to exploring Koh Lanta and Singapore before our flight to the Philippines.  Thank you all for showing an interest in our travels and we hope to catch up with you on our return. Happy happy Christmas to you all and a safe and peaceful New Year.  Much love Gillie xxxxx

Cycling crew

Wedding at Angkor Wat with spectacular sunset thrown in at no extra cost

Phnom Penh at night

HCMC from 19 floors up

It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Not.

Some roots, man

A quiet day in HCMC

Andy on the Monkey Bridge - or is it Monkey on the Andy Bridge?!

What’s for tea?! Note the fag in the mouth.

One of the many beautiful temples in Bangkok

The old and the new in Phnom Penh

Sunset at Angkor Wat

Our view from 40 floors up!

Sundowners on the Mekong Delta

Lenny the lizard - or Daniel the dragon?

Thought-provoking visit

At our motorway services in Cambodia - not like Watford Gap, eh?

Royal Palace Bangkok at night

Another in Gillie’s ‘Cute Children’ collection

Angkor Wat

Coming out of the tunnel in Cu Chi

Chinatown, Bangkok

Sideways roots, with Gillie

Early morning bike ride

Smiley faces

Golden Buddha in Bangkok

Angkor Wat at sunset

Norte Dame in HCMC

Pub Street, Siem Reap. Beer 50c. Died and gone to heaven!

Enjoying an early morning beer with our friend Dan on the way to Phnom Penh


Sunday, 17 November 2019

It’s been a while...

Sorry we haven’t been in touch - had a lot to see and do. Didn’t actually realise that the last time we posted was before England saw off the Aussies in the QFs. Watched that in a tiny bar full of Australia-supporting Welshmen. WTF??!! The following day we hunted high and low for a bar full of France-supporting English fans, but couldn’t find one. So we happily sat with the Wales-supporting English and Japanese fans - and cheered on Wales. Lucky or what? Sad for Japan later that evening, but a dream RWC for them. Look over your shoulder Scotland...

Our journey took us from Kyushu up to Matsumoto where we enjoyed the lovely city and fort before going on to Kanazawa for some respite in advance of our last week in Japan staying in Tokyo. We stayed in an ‘interesting’ typical ‘apartment’ (lots of inverted commas used here as choosing words carefully), quite close to the river, with a ‘kitchen’ and ‘sleeping quarters’ - basically futons in the only room of the ‘apartment’ that were laid out on tatami mats each evening. We had come across this a couple of times before, so were used to it. Kinda needed some chairs every so often, though. Saw lots of lovely sights in Kanazawa - see pix - and relaxed.

Girding our loins for the weekend and the Semi Finals, we had booked an early train to Tokyo so that we could find our lodgings and get to a bar nearby for the match. All was going so smoothly until we reached Tokyo station...imagine the Westfield Centre or Meadowhall or the biggest shopping mall near you, on steroids, on four levels with no daylight, full of people who don’t speak your language, all going somewhere else in a hurry, with signs that are literally hieroglyphics...

Andy, Starbucks, level B1/2/3?? ‘You stay here, darling, I’ll go and get us the subway passes.’

Andy, an hour + later Starbucks, level B3/2/1?? (Not the same Starbucks obviously) to Starbucks server: ‘where am I?’ Starbucks server (imagine Manuel in Fawlty Towers) ‘que?’ But in Japanese.

Time’s running on. The match is about an hour away and wife and luggage and adoring husband still some levels and distance apart. By some miracle and the goodwill and help of several Japanese people, all were reunited, we made it to our accommodation - a hostel in Asakusa - who very helpfully directed us to the bar nearby that was showing the match. Except it wasn’t. ‘Oh no, rugby over.’ ‘No it isn’t you f!@£$. Not for us!’ Raced round the corner to a restaurant with a rugby ball image outside. ‘You’re showing the rugby?!’ More a plea that a question. ‘No - over’ ‘ No no no no - look we’re still in it, with your second favourites New Zealand!’ ‘Oh, ok’.

We sit in the corner drinking beer, eating edamame beans and chips and trying not to shout too loudly to disturb the late lunchers who thought they would have wallpaper tv. About 15 minutes before the end of the match, the picture dies. Andy is on his fifth heart attack. A lovely man brings his phone over to our table so we can watch. By the end of the match, the whole restaurant is fully engaged with the action and actually applaud the result [this may have been applause for Andy’s performance throughout the match - ed]. Wow.

An uneventful week in Tokyo followed (just kidding). On the Sunday we found our way to the Yokohama fanzone to watch Wales lose to South Africa. Couldn’t see either side presenting a problem to the team that beat The not-so-mighty All Blacks...

We spent the week enjoying many of the sights and sounds of Tokyo, including a very big shrine just two minutes walk from where we were staying, the famous ‘Scramble Square’ in Shibuya, hop-on, hop-off bus around Tokyo, the charming Edo Museum and we celebrated Brexit Day (‘do or die’, dead in a ditch’, ‘come what may’ etc et fucking cetera) 450 metres in the sky at the top of the Skytree Tower - brilliant views as the sun went down on Johnson’s promises.

The Big Day came - and went. What should have been a celebratory hangover the next day was quite the opposite and we made our way to the airport hotel slightly cast down - but wotthehell archy wotthehell. It’s only a game and nobody died (or was sent off).

Flew off to Vietnam the next day - Gillie’s birthday. The plan was to enjoy a street food walking tour in Hanoi that evening to celebrate, but the Vietnamese love of bureaucracy and apparent dislike of information signs meant a longer than planned wait at Hanoi airport for visa formalities so we postponed and went local to our hotel for drinks and food. We found a really great place and loved watching the people passing and absorbing the atmosphere.

The next day we were picked up to start our two-day cruise through Halong Bay. Hanoi in the morning seems as crazy as Hanoi in the evening. Over eight million scooters and mopeds for a population of 10+ million, nobody stopping EVER, drive on whatever side of the road suits at the time. Just step out in front of traffic, don’t stop, don’t run, don’t open your eyes until you are across - not safely, just across. PHEW!

Halong Bay was beautiful - all the images you may have seen and more. We packed in a lot over 24 hours, including getting up to watch the sun rise before a Tai Chi class, kayaking and exploring the Secret Caves - with about 5,000 other people - all before breakfast!

Our apartment in Hanoi was right in the middle of the Old Town so we had fun exploring there and again went on the hop-on hop-off bus. Ho Chi Minh’s mausoleum is about the only place in Hanoi where the pavements are more than three feet wide and not filled with scooters and motorbikes. Just sayin’.

The French colonial influence is still very heavy, especially in the smarter, more expensive areas of the egalitarian, communist capital. Our highlight was a visit to the Thang Long Water Puppet Theatre - a centuries-old tradition of charming stories told using little puppets in a pool, accompanied by live music. We didn’t understand any of the stories, but there were a lot of fishes and dragons and a unicorn [probably would have appealed to the ERG - ed.] and we were enthralled.

We then set off on an overnight train to Hue. Not a lot of sleep there, then. We had originally intended to stay in Hue for three nights, but were advised by a local that one full day was enough so we changed our plans, but spent a very interesting day looking round the Old Citadel, a variety of emperor’s tombs - there were 13 emperors of this particular dynasty (the name of the dynasty escapes me, or we simply never learnt it) and we saw the tombs of the 4th and the 12th. Apparently the 13th emperor doesn’t have a tomb because he died in France in 1994 (in exile?). It was lovely to go out of the city and see some more of the country. We get the impression that, although Vietnam is an agriculture-based economy, there is a lot of money being poured into it (from China? Russia? USA?) for resorts and massive hotel complexes.

This is no more in evidence than the next place we went to. After a short train ride - two and a half hours - we arrived in Da Nang. There are literally dozens of massive resort and spa complex developments going up along the beach front there, so we were happy to take the 40-minute taxi drive to our paradise in Hoi An. Yes, it’s full of tourists and, yes, everyone is trying to sell you stuff, but it has this really nice laid-back hippy (can I still say that?) [yes - ed]. Our lovely bnb was only a five-minute life-in-your-hands stroll across the bridge into the old town where there were lots of river-front restaurants and bars and lots of lantern boats offering a ‘good price’ for a 15-minute boat ride. We had a great time buying clothes and haggling for a ‘good price’. We also found The Best Vegetarian Restaurant in the world [is there such a thing? - ed], where we enjoyed a wonderful meal as Vietnam was beating UAE in a World Cup qualifier, so the streets were generally emptier than usual. 

Following our sojourn in Hoi An, we embarked on an 11-hour train ride to Naha Trang and are currently staying in a 40th floor apartment with sea and mountain views. Been on the beach this morning, but got a bit cloudy later, so have managed to find time for this epistle. Stay dry and warm all, will try to post again before we go to the polls.

JC4PM.

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PS.  Me again. Phew I never thought I’d be a backpacker in my 70s but it’s certainly keeping me fit.  In and out of trains, up and down millions of steps to tombs and shrines, Sleeping on a rush mat with a rock for a pillow, eating meals while kneeling on a wooden floor, sitting cross legged for seemingly hours on end waiting for some rugby match or other to start (or finish!) the list goes on...  however you won’t be surprised to learn it’s all (or nearly all)  wonderful, such great experiences and memories. 

No toilet stories this time as the toilets in Vietnam don’t really deserve a mention!! It has been a bit of a culture shock coming from Japan to Vietnam and it’s taking me a while to adjust.  There we were at a ‘locals’ restaurant in Hue, it’s full of locals and everyone is having a great time with loads of food and beer. However when a beer can is finished they just chuck it on the floor together with any bits of food they might spill. So when they have left the staff spend about half an hour sweeping all this mess that has piled up??  As Andy might say WTF???? I hope we have a photo of this to show you.  


Now on to happier things...fashion.  This bit may just be for the ladies but you all may be interested.  When we were in Japan I noticed many many of the ladies wearing pleated skirts.  Also in lots of the posh dress shops models were wearing pleated skirts.  So really this is just a heads up if you want to be ahead of fashion, maybe just maybe if you root around in the inner depths of your wardrobe you may find the odd pleated skirt that you could bring out and wear to impress your friends.  I actually think I may have one!!  [I hope not - ed]. You can thank me later when you are known to be a trend setter.  Enough of this as it’s time for another pot noodle. Take care all. Much love Gillie xxxx

PPS Sorry some of the photos are on their sides - can’t work out how to rotate them on iPad!!

‘Another beautiful Japanese child’ - Gillie

Lovely gardens in Kanazawa

Our local pagoda in Tokyo

Guess!

At the fanzone for Wales/SA semi-final

Magical Hoi An

‘Right, got mine, what are you lot going to have?!’

The view from our Airbnb in Naha Trang

Sunrise over Halong Bay

Gillie failing to make soft noodle rolls

An old Assembly Hall in Hoi An, plus old tourist

Another sunrise picture from Halong Bay - couldn’t resist it!

Right on!

One of many gardeners picking moss in Kanazawa Castle grounds

The highest point in Skytree, Tokyo

A typical Saturday night dinner in Hue - note the garbage under the table!

Our transport awaits!

Drying out the incense bushes!


Failing to make an incense stick!

Tokyo at night

Does this need a caption?

A rather nice sunset in Tokyo